Saturday, 10 October 2009
Aint That Just Peachy
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Tuesday, 6 October 2009
Why Can't We All Just Get Along???
I was at the doctors this morning (I get bad migraines) just sitting down minding my own bizz, reading my book. The waiting room consisted of: a middle aged black man, an elderly white couple, a young black girl aged about 16, another old white man and two old black ladies, one Nigerian - I know this cos she tried to engage me in a bitta convo - and one Caribbean.
Derek: Yes, I am
President: What's your problem mate?
Derek: You...you are my problem. You're just talkin about the hospital, nobody cares what hospital you think is better. We are all here because of our own problems and you are just getting on everyones nerves by talking, nobody cares.
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Thursday, 1 October 2009
Is There A Problem?
"My name Wale and I came to get it"
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Wednesday, 23 September 2009
Whatever Next???
So this evening I went to the kitchen to get a drink and on the fridge door, next to the Thousand Island sauce (hol tite all those that know about Thousand Island sauce) I noticed a box of juice that had been in the fridge for aaages. I thought to myself 'Why aint nobody drank this yet man?!' so I picked it up to see what was wrong with it... It was a box of wine.
Hold on, wine? in a box?? I couldn't believe my eyes! I asked my mum where it came from and she said that my dad brought it back from our recent family vacation this summer....Only in Nigeria ay?
Things That Annoy Me...
No.56.
Girls that pretend to like football; It really gets on my nerves when I go on FaceBook and see girls update their status every two seconds, commenting on a football match when they know they aint got a clue what's going on...I mean who are you tryna impress
Peace Up, A-Town Down
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Tuesday, 22 September 2009
Pity Party...Table For One
I think the reason why i'm so annoyed is because before going to Uni I was lead to believe that once I graduated employers would be beating down my door and ringin off my line to offer me a job but my door hinges are fine and my phone stays silent....cha!
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Sunday, 20 September 2009
Time To Go Harrd!
I recently bought a new laptop so this means that my blog will get the TLC it truly deserves. No more waiting for one of my brothers to go toilet so I can slip into the computer chair like it's some sorta covert operation.
I'm not really familiar with bloggin etiquette so i'm just gonna jump in there....
This week I went to see 'Gamer' starring Gerard Butler who, by the way, is my CruSSh of the Week
The first 90 seconds had me so baffled, I didn't understand anything that was happening but after my initial lip curl (it's what I do when i'm confused/hungry/displeased...I just like to curl my lips) I found my lip un-tensing when I realised that I could really get into it...which I did. I loved it!
The film is pure action; i'm talkin guns, blood, car crashes, blood, knives, blood...but I had a fair amount of comedy aswell. The first joke of the night came when me and my cinema buddy went to Nandos so he could get something to eat. He ordered pitta bread, cheese and pineapple which musta come to a grand total of like £1.35 or something . I was already laughing at the waitresses face when she took his order but when my friend whipped out his bank card to pay...
Fast forward about an hour and a bit when right in the middle of the film, the screen goes black...it took me a few seconds to realise it wasn't part of the film. Others around me had already clocked that this wasn't supposed to happen when a guy sitting directly behind us goes 'Game Over', imagine this being said in a South American accent and a bit quiet as if he was scared of everyones reaction...I was crackin up.
Another 12 minutes go by when the screen goes black again...my friend slumps low in his seat and goes 'Game Over'...everyone started laughin (my mate is a serious joke stealer). I was creasin the hardest when another guy goes 'It's Game Over...part 2'...this was said in a South American accent aswell (maybe they were friends?) I found this extra funny cos the guy was an 'adder' (my name for people who ride the waves of other peoples jokes by repeating the joke that's just been said and then adding on a lil bit extra) I think 'adders' are some of the funniest people alive so needless to say I was laughin the hardest...
On a completely different topic; I was doin some FaceBookin ealier on today and came across Next Hype by Tempa T posted up on someones page. One of my mates has been going on and on and on about this song so I thought I'd have a listen to it. The deciding factor was knowing it was a funky house remix (I Heart Funky 'Ouse) The lyrics are quite violent but I believe that Funky 'Ouse makes everything sound that much better.
Have a listen...
Over and Out
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Sunday, 13 September 2009
Resistance Is Futile...
The Bare Necessities:
Sex: Female
Age: 22
Ethnicity: Black
So....recently a whole bunch of my friends/associates have jumped on this blogging hype so in order to not get left behind, I had to follow suit...it's nutz tho cos I've been wanting to do a blog for aaaaaaages but....yea I dunno why I dint do it.
I think the pivotal point in realising that resistance was indeed futile was on Wednesday... My mood went literally from mellow to down right pissed off, i'm talkin 'get-outta-my-face-unless-you-want-a-serious-beatdown' kinda pissed in the space of 10minutes. (I wont go into why/how I got so annoyed cos it will get me angry all over again)
Cos nobody phoned me and I didn't have any minutes I found myself thinkin 'I need to get this off my chest' and decided that a blog would be an ideal platform to do this....
In a nutshell, this blog is gonna be Bitz'n'Bobz of randomness. Thoughts, feelins, memories etc etc etc...
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