Time To Go Harrd!

I recently bought a new laptop so this means that my blog will get the TLC it truly deserves. No more waiting for one of my brothers to go toilet so I can slip into the computer chair like it's some sorta covert operation.


I'm not really familiar with bloggin etiquette so i'm just gonna jump in there....


This week I went to see 'Gamer' starring Gerard Butler who, by the way, is my CruSSh of the Week


The first 90 seconds had me so baffled, I didn't understand anything that was happening but after my initial lip curl (it's what I do when i'm confused/hungry/displeased...I just like to curl my lips) I found my lip un-tensing when I realised that I could really get into it...which I did. I loved it!


The film is pure action; i'm talkin guns, blood, car crashes, blood, knives, blood...but I had a fair amount of comedy aswell. The first joke of the night came when me and my cinema buddy went to Nandos so he could get something to eat. He ordered pitta bread, cheese and pineapple which musta come to a grand total of like £1.35 or something . I was already laughing at the waitresses face when she took his order but when my friend whipped out his bank card to pay...


Fast forward about an hour and a bit when right in the middle of the film, the screen goes black...it took me a few seconds to realise it wasn't part of the film. Others around me had already clocked that this wasn't supposed to happen when a guy sitting directly behind us goes 'Game Over', imagine this being said in a South American accent and a bit quiet as if he was scared of everyones reaction...I was crackin up.


Another 12 minutes go by when the screen goes black again...my friend slumps low in his seat and goes 'Game Over'...everyone started laughin (my mate is a serious joke stealer). I was creasin the hardest when another guy goes 'It's Game Over...part 2'...this was said in a South American accent aswell (maybe they were friends?) I found this extra funny cos the guy was an 'adder' (my name for people who ride the waves of other peoples jokes by repeating the joke that's just been said and then adding on a lil bit extra) I think 'adders' are some of the funniest people alive so needless to say I was laughin the hardest...


On a completely different topic; I was doin some FaceBookin ealier on today and came across Next Hype by Tempa T posted up on someones page. One of my mates has been going on and on and on about this song so I thought I'd have a listen to it. The deciding factor was knowing it was a funky house remix (I Heart Funky 'Ouse) The lyrics are quite violent but I believe that Funky 'Ouse makes everything sound that much better.


Have a listen...





Over and Out