Pity Party...Table For One

I finished Uni last year and after 3 years of fun and mayhem, I asked myself 'WHAT NOW?'....A year on and i'm still asking myself that same question.

I work in an office environment doin a bitta admin...it's not glamorous but it pays the bills... But obviously, I don't wanna be doin admin for the rest of my life so it's time to raise up outta this 9to5 before I get pulled in by the £££ signs, but I fear that it may be too late...Damn! I shoulda focused more on the future instead of the present...but when the present is so much fun, who looks ahead?!

The rest of my Uni clique are in various stages of success... a budding fashion designer, future t.v personality, a semi-proffessional record producer, a couple accountants, a physio-therapist, a merchandising assistant (whatever that is) and a fully qualified pediatric nurse...all that's great but what about me?!?!

I think the reason why i'm so annoyed is because before going to Uni I was lead to believe that once I graduated employers would be beating down my door and ringin off my line to offer me a job but my door hinges are fine and my phone stays silent....cha!

As Drake - yes like everyone else at the moment, I Heart Drake - says ''I just wanna be, I just wanna be successful..." How i'm gonna get there, only God knows.

But enough with the pity party; I was in Bermondsey (South East London for those who don't know) this morning on my way to work and I saw a Ugandan Independence rave flyer stuck to the bus map. I dunno why but I found this humourous....

Call me whatever you like but I luuuuurvvve the X-Factor. Granted, it's been a good few years since I've actually belly laughed at the auditions but this Saturdays episode made my lips twitch with amusement. One auditionee in particular stood out like...something that really stands out.

It was atrocious...

Now I have nothing against black lipstick but I do believe that it should be part of a look as opposed to just wearing it for the sake of wearing black lipstick.

The bit where my lip twitches turn into a smile was at 2:01 of this clip...whoever that lady is to her, her expression is classic.

The thing that gets me is that some people really do believe they can sing, they have badmind friends/family etc who give them that encouragement and it's not good...it's eeevvviiiill in my opinion. I mean there's being supportive and there's being real, some people get the two confused.

I mean, that is somebodys mum...ohh the shame!

...and thats the end of that chapter!