Whatever Next???

So this evening I went to the kitchen to get a drink and on the fridge door, next to the Thousand Island sauce (hol tite all those that know about Thousand Island sauce) I noticed a box of juice that had been in the fridge for aaages. I thought to myself 'Why aint nobody drank this yet man?!' so I picked it up to see what was wrong with it... It was a box of wine.

Hold on, wine? in a box??  I couldn't believe my eyes! I asked my mum where it came from and she said that my dad brought it back from our recent family vacation this summer....Only in Nigeria ay?

I wonder if I should taste it....

Things That Annoy Me...

No.56.
Girls that pretend to like football; It really gets on my nerves when I go on FaceBook and see girls update their status every two seconds, commenting on a football match when they know they aint got a clue what's going on...I mean who are you tryna impress

No.14.

Waking up in the middle of the night to go toilet in a bit of a daze and almost falling in cos your dad/brother has left the seat up

<<<<<<The look on my face when this happens.....<<<<<<

   No.77.

Twitter; If you're not famous, I just don't see the point...in fact, even if you are famous....what is the point???

I'm gonna leave you to ponder No.77....

Peace Up, A-Town Down

Pity Party...Table For One

I finished Uni last year and after 3 years of fun and mayhem, I asked myself 'WHAT NOW?'....A year on and i'm still asking myself that same question.

I work in an office environment doin a bitta admin...it's not glamorous but it pays the bills... But obviously, I don't wanna be doin admin for the rest of my life so it's time to raise up outta this 9to5 before I get pulled in by the £££ signs, but I fear that it may be too late...Damn! I shoulda focused more on the future instead of the present...but when the present is so much fun, who looks ahead?!

The rest of my Uni clique are in various stages of success... a budding fashion designer, future t.v personality, a semi-proffessional record producer, a couple accountants, a physio-therapist, a merchandising assistant (whatever that is) and a fully qualified pediatric nurse...all that's great but what about me?!?!

I think the reason why i'm so annoyed is because before going to Uni I was lead to believe that once I graduated employers would be beating down my door and ringin off my line to offer me a job but my door hinges are fine and my phone stays silent....cha!

As Drake - yes like everyone else at the moment, I Heart Drake - says ''I just wanna be, I just wanna be successful..." How i'm gonna get there, only God knows.

But enough with the pity party; I was in Bermondsey (South East London for those who don't know) this morning on my way to work and I saw a Ugandan Independence rave flyer stuck to the bus map. I dunno why but I found this humourous....

Call me whatever you like but I luuuuurvvve the X-Factor. Granted, it's been a good few years since I've actually belly laughed at the auditions but this Saturdays episode made my lips twitch with amusement. One auditionee in particular stood out like...something that really stands out.

It was atrocious...

Now I have nothing against black lipstick but I do believe that it should be part of a look as opposed to just wearing it for the sake of wearing black lipstick.

The bit where my lip twitches turn into a smile was at 2:01 of this clip...whoever that lady is to her, her expression is classic.

The thing that gets me is that some people really do believe they can sing, they have badmind friends/family etc who give them that encouragement and it's not good...it's eeevvviiiill in my opinion. I mean there's being supportive and there's being real, some people get the two confused.

I mean, that is somebodys mum...ohh the shame!

...and thats the end of that chapter!

Time To Go Harrd!

I recently bought a new laptop so this means that my blog will get the TLC it truly deserves. No more waiting for one of my brothers to go toilet so I can slip into the computer chair like it's some sorta covert operation.


I'm not really familiar with bloggin etiquette so i'm just gonna jump in there....


This week I went to see 'Gamer' starring Gerard Butler who, by the way, is my CruSSh of the Week


The first 90 seconds had me so baffled, I didn't understand anything that was happening but after my initial lip curl (it's what I do when i'm confused/hungry/displeased...I just like to curl my lips) I found my lip un-tensing when I realised that I could really get into it...which I did. I loved it!


The film is pure action; i'm talkin guns, blood, car crashes, blood, knives, blood...but I had a fair amount of comedy aswell. The first joke of the night came when me and my cinema buddy went to Nandos so he could get something to eat. He ordered pitta bread, cheese and pineapple which musta come to a grand total of like £1.35 or something . I was already laughing at the waitresses face when she took his order but when my friend whipped out his bank card to pay...


Fast forward about an hour and a bit when right in the middle of the film, the screen goes black...it took me a few seconds to realise it wasn't part of the film. Others around me had already clocked that this wasn't supposed to happen when a guy sitting directly behind us goes 'Game Over', imagine this being said in a South American accent and a bit quiet as if he was scared of everyones reaction...I was crackin up.


Another 12 minutes go by when the screen goes black again...my friend slumps low in his seat and goes 'Game Over'...everyone started laughin (my mate is a serious joke stealer). I was creasin the hardest when another guy goes 'It's Game Over...part 2'...this was said in a South American accent aswell (maybe they were friends?) I found this extra funny cos the guy was an 'adder' (my name for people who ride the waves of other peoples jokes by repeating the joke that's just been said and then adding on a lil bit extra) I think 'adders' are some of the funniest people alive so needless to say I was laughin the hardest...


On a completely different topic; I was doin some FaceBookin ealier on today and came across Next Hype by Tempa T posted up on someones page. One of my mates has been going on and on and on about this song so I thought I'd have a listen to it. The deciding factor was knowing it was a funky house remix (I Heart Funky 'Ouse) The lyrics are quite violent but I believe that Funky 'Ouse makes everything sound that much better.


Have a listen...





Over and Out

Resistance Is Futile...

The Bare Necessities:


Sex: Female
Age: 22
Ethnicity: Black


So....recently a whole bunch of my friends/associates have jumped on this blogging hype so in order to not get left behind, I had to follow suit...it's nutz tho cos I've been wanting to do a blog for aaaaaaages but....yea I dunno why I dint do it.


I think the pivotal point in realising that resistance was indeed futile was on Wednesday... My mood went literally from mellow to down right pissed off, i'm talkin 'get-outta-my-face-unless-you-want-a-serious-beatdown' kinda pissed in the space of 10minutes. (I wont go into why/how I got so annoyed cos it will get me angry all over again)


Cos nobody phoned me and I didn't have any minutes I found myself thinkin 'I need to get this off my chest' and decided that a blog would be an ideal platform to do this....


In a nutshell, this blog is gonna be Bitz'n'Bobz of randomness. Thoughts, feelins, memories etc etc etc...